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Ephemeral legislation. Yeah. That went from being the word of the day a couple days ago, to now i think its the word of the week. Ephemeral or malodorous, its one of the two. Its still early. We have a couple hours ahead. Maybe we can find another one. Meanwhile, the Florida Governor is seizing on a potential weakness in trumps third president ial bid. Well show you what he had to say about that, and how he responded to questions about his last name. Is it desantis, is it December Desantis . Did he answer it . He did, and it was unrevealing. Huh. Republicans are still upset with Kevin Mccarthy...

ephemeral legislation. >> yeah. >> that went from being the word of the day a couple days ago, to now i think it's the word of the week. ephemeral or malodorous, it's one of the two. >> it's still early. we have a couple hours ahead. maybe we can find another one. meanwhile, the florida governor is seizing on a potential weakness in trump's third presidential bid. we'll show you what he had to say about that, and how he responded to questions about his last name. is it desantis, is it december desantis? >> did he answer it? >> he did, and it was unrevealing. >> huh. republicans are...

now, patti ann, you remember, from redeye. she had a way with words. >> good evening, i am sith lord darth hotius. after the discussion of the relative sexiness of the "fox & friends" staff, "the new york times" reported i said brian kilmeade makes me want to puke, i would also like to add that brian is packed and stacked, brother want to thank your mother -- [laughter] like prince said, you are a [bleep]. [applause] >> greg: i think she almost had chris wallace's job. she is still better than chris wallace. and then mike baker, you may remember him from "redeye" for his deep insight...

Underneath. >> she would aim it at doors, she aims it at their doors, my ? >> yeah, better put your [ bleep ] up. so i get this right here. and i put it like this on the bottom. and i barricade it in there. you know what i mean? so i got to barricade this on the bottom of my door so she can't throw [ bleep ] in here. >> one time i got real -- because she threw a meatball i thought it was a piece of [ bleep ]. shut up, girl. my friend said don't worry about it, it wasn't a piece of [ bleep ]. it was a meatball. but it looked like a little balled up turd. went right under my bed. i was [ bleep ]...

[ bleep ]. shut up, girl. my friend said don't worry about it, it wasn't a piece of [ bleep ]. it was a meatball. but it looked like a little balled up turd. went right under my bed. i was [ bleep ] mad. >> the lady brought me a tray. >> she is never responsible for what she does. every time we try to put blame. this is what you did. this is the consequences. oh, no. you triggered it. it's your fault i am behaving this way. >> she is just something else. for real. >> coming up -- >> this is the life i chose, i guess. this is not the life i am going to choose forever. >> the true costs of jose ...