Share Tweet The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com. Source: AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster I hear a rumor that some event is going to happen today. Apparently, there is a weird ritual when a few scattered people show up and lurk behind walls – walls apparently work again – in order to install a zombie as king. Hope they have fun, because they look like idiots. At least we get the answer to the age-old question, “What if they gave an inauguration and nobody came, except a bunch of mobilized Guardsmen ordered to be...