COM The Colbert Report January 17, 2013
[eagle caw] stephen tonight, a shirtless fugitive is found in florida by swinging a dead cat. [ laughter ] then i profile an exciting new technology. I hope its an iphone that tells you when to get in line for the new iphone. [ laughter ] and, my guest Jared Diamond has a new book about what we can learn from traditional societies. If its how to hang a gourd off your penis, i got that one covered. [ laughter ] a shipment of 18 human heads showed up at Ohare International airport, when i clearly said i was flying to omaha. [ laughter ] this is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy ...