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Its its great to know i have your support. While i am primarily a pundit and newsman my media empire extends all throughout the entertainment industry. Because in addition to this show i have my best selling childrens book. My alpha squad 7 graphic novel and my Family Friendly ku klux cartoons. Call me anything, jr. , okay, or youre the racist. But even media moguls like me got to stay connected to the fans. And theres no better place to do that than at this weekends San Diego Comic Con where every conceivable scifi, tv show or book moneymaker for at least 130,000 rabid attendees. It is an org...

[audience reacts]. Jon by pork i assume the gentleman was referring to local constituents. One senator pointed to her waist and squeezed her stomach and said, dont lose too much weight. I like my girls chubby. Jon dont get too porky. I like my girls chubby. Even when it comes to sexism, the senate is gridlocked. They cant make any progress [cheering and applause] they cant get anything done. Luckily theres always one asshole left. To break the tie. The prize comment, she writes, came from a southern congressman, who said, as he held my arm, you know, kirsten, youre even pretty when youre fat. ...

First we turn to washington, d. C. , home of our nations most respected institutions and also the government. Americans have a very low opinion of congress, and this next story probably so s not going to help that very much. Jon oh, crap. What did congress do this time . What did they kill a veterans bill to make a food about food stamps or outlaw tan because the president wore the color . What did that kick a puppy in an elevator . What did they do . New yorks junior senator Kirsten Gillibrand says shes been the target of some very inappropriate sexist comments right in the halls of congress....

Jon welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. My guest is on the Zach Galifianakis will be joining us. The excited news can look who is here. She made it to the show. [cheers and applause] jon a gentleman in the audience with his wife of 25 years. Only one ticket was left. Here is my impression of him at the time. I dont know her theyre boeing here together. We saved their relationship. Well, im just happy. But first its time for a daily showy bowl a update. Brought to you by arbys. Arbys. A lot of things cause diarrhea. [laughing] jon really no reason for that. All they do is send us platter...

Seen it yet, turn off the tv. [laughter] leave the house and go see it. It is wonderful. But first, as you know, this world is a perilous place. Recent events beg real answers from our nations leaders for a concerned public. From immigration to rogue nations to conflagrations, this past sunday our nations leading journalistic light saw answers to the days most pressing question. Youve been on the daily show with jon stewart. Fair to republicans . [laughter] jon i believe i can field this one. Jon stewart of the jon stewart timespicayune, is jon stewart fair to republicans . Does the pope [blee...