Getting ghosted wasn’t a great way to start off a relationship, especially since that relationship was gonna be with a bot. My new would-be paramour, Slutbot, aka The Cure for a Mediocre Love Life, is a free virtual texting service I read about in Lindsay Goldwert’s book, Bow Down: Lessons From Dominatrixes on How To Get Everything You Want. The idea is that it’s a “safe space to practice dirty talk,” but if you must know, I wanted to go off-label and use/abuse it as someone, or in this case, some thing to sext with and (please oh please) brighten up the long quarantine days full of...