COM The Colbert Report August 14, 2013
6 00 a. M. , hard news; 7 00 a. M. Human interest pieces; 8 30 jackhammering badonkadonk. cheers and applause plus, as you know cheers and applause plus, did you know that this ode to his incurable sickness for the thickness laughter was inspired by our lord. Well, i have to ask the first question. Tell me about the jesus piece, i cant take my eyes off it. Its a sign of success. I put god first with everything. Stephen florida puts god first in everything. He only wrote bubble yum bum because jesus was a booty fan. After all, he did say turn the other cheek. Probably so he could watch the ladi...