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[bleep] when he accused border patrol agents out of whipping illegal immigrants. those were the actual words. total [bleep]. the head of the border patrol announcing the results of their absurd months long investigation into an incident that both the dems and the media use to demonize innocent agents. after an extensive review, the u.s. attorney issued their decision not to prosecute the case. opr found no evidence border patrol agents involved in this incident struck any person with their rings intentionally or otherwise. greg: thank you for the heads up, chris. but we could have told you that on day one. those claims were already debunked by everyone including the guy who took the damn pictures. what a waste of taxpayer money, and all to cover their asses. i got two words for you, instant replay. they use it in sports to clear up a questionable call and this one isn t are wasn t even questionable. even the migrants say don t you dopes know how horses work? but a s ....
potential 2024 presidential contenders which is like winning first place at an ugly baby contest. but here s how bernie cele celebrated. yeah. it s amazing he can still move so quickly. but he gets plenty of exercise running between as many houses. because he had three houses. [light laughing] you didn t know that. that s why you didn t laugh. i understand. we will edit that out. 43% of respondents said they had a somewhat favorable view towards sanders but 41% said they had an unfavorable opinion and the rest asked, what s that smell? [light laughing] i do the math and that is usually for kat s benefit but she s on her honeymoon. i think we have tape of that. to be young and in hate. so what s to say about politics when the oldest, harriest, most left-wing person is the most popular candidate? and it s not hillary? she is hairy. in a one piece, she looks like george the animal steele. it was for you, tyrus. nice. i think we have footage of him. how could you laug ....
they announced they are launching a disinformation reporting team featuring journalists whose expertise apparently is fake news. that must ve been been hard to find. every journalist these days as an expert on fake news. like seeing a french bulldog is a expert on farting. that s all they do. something about their flat faces. good to see mpr realizing the necessity of policing fake news like a drug addict checking himself into rehab admitting you have a problem. npr is the first step, so good for you. the first investigation via themselves this tweet from npr it s self right before the 2020 election. here, mpr asks why you haven t seen stories from them about the new york post story on hunter biden which the paper broke a month or so before the 2020 election. as you know, the story was flushed on a toilet like an ounce of crack when cops kick in hunter s front door. [laughter] debating whether to reread that. they got it. greg: it s monday. i have a lot on my mind ....
over three quarters of respondents don t want him to run for president. they want him to run for the hills. the poll comes as his approval ratings plunge like nancy pelosi s neckline. and most americans are as disgusted with the economy as they are with nancy pelosi s neckline. [scattered laughter] of course there is no recession, they say, as they try to redefine the term recession the weight they redefined riots and women and crime in basic biology. we would say that life takes some balls, but we don t want to miss gender it. it s getting so bad, mayor pete is polling better than joe and pete has actually done less work on the job then kamala has on closing the border. pete is now in his tenth month of parental leave and will be ready to work full time once he stopped lactating. but i get it, joe does not look good, literally and accurately. the only thing holding them together is that her plugs. and you can see why. here is a 22nd clip coming from the white house, lo ....
[bleep] when he accused border patrol agents out of whipping illegal immigrants. those were the actual words. total [bleep]. the head of the border patrol announcing the results of their absurd months long investigation into an incident that both the dems and the media use to demonize innocent agents. after an extensive review, the u.s. attorney issued their decision not to prosecute the case. opr found no evidence border patrol agents involved in this incident struck any person with their rings intentionally or otherwise. greg: thank you for the heads up, chris. but we could have told you that on day one. those claims were already debunked by everyone including the guy who took the damn pictures. what a waste of taxpayer money, and all to cover their asses. i got two words for you, instant replay. they use it in sports to clear up a questionable call and this one isn t are wasn t even questionable. even the migrants say don t you dopes know how horses work? but a s ....