'They Hate Me–They Hate Me Because I'm Fat,' Says Sobbing Biden Viewing Latest Approval Ratings
WASHINGTON—Turning from side to side in front of the mirror and slapping his belly, President Joe Biden was reportedly sobbing Tuesday, stating, “They hate me—they hate me because I’m fat,” after viewing his latest polling numbers. “No wonder my approval rating is so low, it’s because I look like a big fat hog!” said…
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