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* Marijuana use cannot impair gun rights. I mean, if being on the terror watch list isn't an obstacle, there's no reason weed should be. [Reuters] * Jay-Z and Bacardi have settled bringing the running count of problems to 98. [Law360] * Proposal to require three judges to issue a national injunction. That may not be enough to stop some of this nonsense, but sure. [Bloomberg Law News] * Litigation finance thrives in rough economic waters. These aren't really rough economic waters, but as long as we're continuing to tell ourselves that they are then this is probably good for ...

* Just because the law determines that someone is a dangerous threat to others, the Fifth Circuit rules that court orders still can't take away their guns because that's a fundamental right. You know, walking around as a free person is a fundamental right too... can the justice system still put criminals in prison? [Reuters] * Lizzo is now officially 100 percent that bitch. [Law360] * Baker McKenzie office managing partner steps aside amid investigation into office-wide discrimination claims. [LegalCheek] * Mergers are going to get bigger. Which is the point of all mergers, but we me...

* Law firms don't appreciate associates building their own brand through social media. Because "professional development" only flows one direction. [Legal Intelligencer] * Hunter Biden seems to have found lawyers who are aware that ripping private data off a computer is generally a crime. [Washington Post] * Real Criminal Defendants Of Beverly Hills. [Reuters] * Andrew Tate's got a new lawyer. He's probably mansplaining how the law works to her right now. [Rolling Stone] * Supreme Court considers whether algorithms might evade the spirit of internet laws. [The Atlantic...

* Demand for legal services dropped in 2022. Which you already knew, but now there's a report! [Reuters] * Look to your left, look to your right... one of these law firms won't be here next year. [Law.com] * Federal Circuit strikes down Quinn Emanuel's class action fees as "excessive." Quinn Emanuel had sought FIVE percent. [Law360] * Looks like Trump finally realized Alina Habba isn't the answer to... well any question worth asking. [Business Insider] * The Wooly Mammoth will be de-extincted in 2027. Because no one saw Jurassic Park. [Popular Mechanics]

* Trump sues Bob Woodward claiming copyright on all the stuff he told Woodward during interviews Trump granted for the purpose of letting Woodward write a book. This is not going in the magical "Trump keeps winning cases" bucket his lawyer talks about. [Courthouse News Service] * Johnson & Johnson tried the "Monopoly Man turns out his pockets" routine and failed. [Law360] * Hey Siri, explain labor law. [MacRumors] * Speaking of labor law, a look at the upcoming Supreme Court labor showdown from the perspective of the service workers are preparing. [Eater] * Jones Day fa...