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* Wanna get really mad this morning? Read this decision on unjust seizures. [Tech Dirt] * DeSantis is facing legal troubles over his special way of bypassing prosecutorial discretion. [Guardian] * Planning on getting a JD and going straight to the CIA? Give this podcast a listen first, Georgetown students. [Variety] * Army reservist sentenced to 4 years for being part of insurrection light [The Hill] * Precinct Chief arrested on prostitution charges. We really have to do better background checks on the people who are supposed to be upholding the law. [Click2Houston]

* Tune in, legal nerds! Breyer gave his Ecce Homo at Harvard. [The Crimson] * A Maine healthcare law has been putting patients in danger. [Press Herald] * Few things say COVID relief like...strengthening the police force? [Axios] * Morgan Lewis just got a bump in partners! [Law.com]

* Trump may soon be in court for rape charges. Unrelated, I doubt this will damage his reputation among his cult following. [NYT] * Aspiring JD concerned about the environment? Check out Vermont Law! [VT Digger] * Chipotle to shell out $8 million tied to child labor law violations. Whoever tipped them off probably didn't get a good serving size. [NJ Monitor] * Adobe and Antitrust go together in more ways than just alliteration. [Axios] * Bit of legal humor to start the day off? Here's a thread of some "allegedly" good legal jokes. [Reddit]

* Too big to talk? Goofy litigation over corporate free speech rights is likely heading straight to the Supreme Court. [Wa Po] * Arizona judge soon to decide if abortion laws go back to 1901. [CNN] * Pork is on hold in Mass. pending litigation. L&T sandwiches just don't taste the same. [WWLP] * Hey 1Ls, if you wanted a quick primer on statutory hermeneutics, look no further than abortion laws! [The Atlantic]

* A picture is worth a thousand disbarrings: Kentucky prosecutor who would do legal favors for nude pictures is suspended. [Courier Journal] * We really should have nipped that Facebook cancelled my free speech line of argument in the bud a few years ago. Just look at Texas! [Texas Tribune] * A teenager who was punished with life in prison at fifteen is now starting law school a decade later. Talk about a hell of a personal statement! [Market Watch] * Illinois is planning to abolish a poor people's tax and people want you to think that it is Armageddon. It really isn't. You should be...