THE TRASH REPORT: Trump is Losing Ivanka, Celebrity Memoirs, and Trash Pandas Cause Havoc (Raccoons, Not You)
Hi everyone, and welcome to another edition of The Trash Report. I'm your girl, Elinor Jones, constantly weirded out about how Elinor (or Eleanor) is such a popular name for little kids these days when I was a stone-cold freak for having a name like that in the '90s. Now if you see me in public and call out "Elinor!" I will not even turn my head, so jilted am I for getting my hopes...
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