PREMIUM Continuing with the theme of toilets introduced by David Donaldson in today’s Diary…. Reader Bill Arnold spotted this picture-perfect loo, which should probably be filed under the name: “Bombs away…” Toy story A DIARY tale about mistaken identity reminds John Mulholland of a Sunday many years ago when he and his two-year-old brother were taken by their mum to Mass. The priest walked from the altar to the pulpit and, as he climbed the pulpit’s spiral staircase, he disappeared from view for a split second, only to reappear as if by magic at the top, his arms outstretched...