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>> whatever the animal's motivation, evan walks away from encounter with a greater appreciation for a small piece of equipment, a helmet. >> i believe it was a small miracle that i came out the way i had. wearing a helmet is crucial. helmets are really strong and they do really great job. i think it probably saved my life. >> more than 10 million hits on youtube in less than a week and even though there is a serious lesson to be learned, the punch lines fly around the internet, ambushed by an antelope, when antlers attack and our personal favorite, the buck stops here. even evan sees the humor...

Can't lose all the punch lines in one night. michele bachmann has staying power, we must admit. >> well, she won by 500 votes, but, yeah, it's very hard to unseat any incumbents. that's one of the problems we have in this country, is that people are always complaining about congress and they hate it and they give it a 9% approval rating and then they vote the same people back in every time. >> you spent a million dollars backing -- you spent a million dollars, which i never imagined giving anything like it, you give $1 million to the obama effort, obama superpac and the other guys, koch brothe...

>> yeah, that's the deal. >> this guy is just a clown. i mean, i can't believe nbc is going to stand by this guy. >> i hear he's still looking for the college records of the president because he thinks somewhere in the transcript will be information on him being a foreign student. he's still on this trail. anyway, let's take a look at some of the real -- well, let's say, colorful factors here of people. joe walsh and allen west are gone, as of last night. mourdock and akin won't get back in there. they're gone. here's what you tweeted, bill, last night about somebody else we know well, and i t...

Was. i don't know if he knew what party he was. now he wants to march on washington? this is -- so it's not democracy when your candidate loses? >> yeah, that's the deal. >> this guy is just a clown. i mean, i can't believe nbc is inguy. >> i hear he's still looking for the college records of the president because he thinks somewhere in the transcript will be information on him being i fo this trail. anyway, let's take a look at some of the real -- well, let's say, colorful factors here of people. joe walsh and allen west are gone, as of last night. mourdock and akin won't get back in there. t...

Scattered showers, as well. nothing too heavy. but still nuisance showers for your saturday. temperaturewise, we are looking for a chilly start to the day, minneapolis. the temperature should warm up nicely. in fact, we're looking at highs about 10 to 15 degrees above average through areas like kansas city, minneapolis is a little cooler for today, then we'll rebound as we go into your sunday. temperatures in boston up around 70 degrees. so it does look really nice again those scattered showers through the great lakes region down across the gulf coast states. a lot of sunshine. then as we head...