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That sense as a linguist role model. he uses these varieties as cultural resources. >> if they're going to speak like barack, they have to codeswitch and speak both sides. the book is great. thank you so much for your time. >> thank you. up next, a conservative walks into a bar. we're not talking about s.e., although thaz happened. the politics of punch lines, something jon stewart and bill o'reilly know all about. >> income redistribution. do you believe in it? >> do you? >> no. i asked first. >> i believe -- >> it's a complicated one. >> i believe in social security. do you believe in soci...

Marquis speakers didn't talk much about mitt romney and last night you heard even the speakers like the keynoter and former governor ted strickland, even those that went hard after mitt romney, had positive things to say about the president. >> i thought he went after mitt romney but did it with a smile on his face and ann richards attacks were deeply personal. these were some funny punch lines. >> think of 2008 and barack obama and 2004 and 2008, even his detractors would say, what a great political aspect his smile was. julian castro has the same thing. when he would do the smile, it would s...

flames. later, rebels were seen in other government tanks. more pictures. this is a burnt out police station seized and burned today by the rebels. take a look and listen. these are syrians. they had taken this photo from the captured police station. they ransacked and they burned. we have struggled to get our crews, get our journalists inside syria. it's been frustrating for us here at cnn and the assad government has put the country under lock and key. with all of that in mind, ivan watson has entered northern syria. we'll speak with him live in a moment. talk to me about the gnifi...

So there's actually nothing that i can remember that has caused any post-traumatic stress or trauma or anything. >> even though he has no recollection of the accident, that doesn't stop people from asking him all about it in the days and weeks to follow. >> have you ever even heard of anything like this happening before? >> well, in the five years i've been riding, i never heard of an animal taking a person off their bike. >> the question most people seem to want answered, what was the antelope thinking? >> i don't think the antelope was attacking me. if it was trying to attack me, it would ha...

we've got the highlights this hour on cnn. good morning, everyone. welcome to "early start." nice to have you with us. i'm ashleigh banfield. >> i'm zoraida sambolin. we begin with the shocking and sometimes sickening testimony in the child sex abuse trial of former penn state football defensive coordinator jerry sandusky. we have heard from two alleged victims already, and a third could take the stand later this morning. yesterday former assistant football coach mike mcqueary also testified, describing what he thought appeared to be sandusky molesting a young boy in a shower. and th...