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Call that the world is literally about to blow up. I wish it had been on camera. I cant help but wonder what it must have sounded like when Lindsey Graham said that. How would that sound if Lindsey Graham would say hello governor no that wont be it. The world is literally about to blow up. No new york city. Hey what are you gonna do the world no, no, not it. I, senator graham do believe i do declare that this vessel which we inhabit is about to just explode and me just here all along in my sitting room surrounded by sweet tea and just my figurines. [ laughter ] i didnt take graham seriously, y...

Demands. One i want a seat at the u. N. Security council. In fact, make it a recline we are cub holders so i can watch my stories while some jagoff from yo uruguay keeps yakking. Next, i demand chinas mostfavored nations trading status. That will help the bottom line once i force my audience to make ipads. laughter lastly, i demand the International Community respect my right to continue developing the colbert Nations Nuclear program. laughter it is for energy even though i have pledged to wipe vermont off the map. We will drive you into Lake Champlain cheers and applause nation, like all of y...

Nation, this makes me proud to be an american. To know that my tax dollars are going to help people if i pay taxes. I have an excellent accountant. He said if a shell ter, i think the feel pooens. America has put our money where our mouth s the boots on the ground and hads in the air like we just do care. Cant say the them thing about socalled superpower china. China getting a bit of criticism. Theyve been in a longterm dispute, a land dispute, but guess what theyre only giving 100,000. Wow apparently the chinese symbol for crisis is also the one for bite me. Seriously, the nation of china ple...

Theyve been in a longterm dispute, a land dispute, but guess what theyre only giving 100,000. Wow apparently the chinese symbol for crisis is also the one for bite me. Seriously, the nation of china pledged only 100,000. I bet the colbert nation could give more than that . What do you people think . cheers and applause you know what, you know what . You know what, folks, nation, lets do it. Lets outdonate china. To donate 10 to convoy of hope typhoon response efforts just text colbert to 50555, your donation will help bring clean water and food to the victims of typhoon haiyan, lets kick china...

Love. Last we checked in the embattled Obama Administration was making a simple promise to the american people. By the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the way that it will suppose to. It will take to the end of november for an optimally functioning web site. We will have it fully functioning by the end of november. Jon fully functioning by november . But as of now for some reason the site continues to give people hepatitis. We dont know. laughter well, today the president called a press conference to make a slight adjustment to the promise of a fully functional w...