COM The Colbert Report December 19, 2012
Been using weather balloons to send stuff up there, so i decided to become the first man in history to shoot a rocket pop. Thats right a rocket pop, into space. May god have mercy on my soul. Houston, in 10, 9, 8 im not liking this breeze. Im scrubbing the launch. Im scrubbing the launch guys. Well try to get it in four weeks. This is much Better Weather conditions. This is one step for me, and anyone that owns a weather balloon. A lick for luck. Found it. There it is. I just liked the only popsicle that went to space. Im also the only white person to enjoy dessert in ka compton. Balls in your...