KPIX The Late Show With Stephen Colbert July 12, 2024
Its important to share. Dont eat paste. And if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat, and wipe the seat. I wish i could tell you things will get easier and life will be nothing but crayons and baby carrots, but soon you will have to learn valuable lessons like, how to use scissors with pointy tips and, trust me, its always funny until someone loses an eye, and, even then, sometimes amusing. In closing, id like to end by paraphrasing my character sebastien de valmont from dangerous liaisons, a story about a man in 18th century france engaging in multiple affairs your future is beyond my control...
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