COM The Colbert Report March 26, 2014
If youre just tuning in to our program already in progress, you are here on an historic nightkne 39th president of the united states. Jimmy carter. [ cheers and applause ] of course, this is not my first president ial rodeo. I sat down for a oneonone with president obama and 500 guests at a state dinner. I made a science project with bill clinton. On several occasions, i put George Washington into a vending machine. And while touring the nations capital, i even sat down with abraham lincoln. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sadly, he did not bring the gifts i wanted that christmas. But i c...