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That nordstrom might be swedish for free stuff. Roll it. The crowd ransacked the shop stealing a hundred grand worth of designer goods. Wait a minute, this is not the right video. Thats chicago from last week. Thats the mob that looted a 711. I didnt think nordstrom sold beef jerky. Can we roll the right one, please . Go ahead. All right. So in la last week 50 criminals wait a second. Thats not la either. Thats philly. Thats 100 kids took a wawa apart. Thats the last time i let you guys smoke weed at the production meeting. Lets try it again. So out in california for gods sake. Whos working th...

>> greg: yes, it's friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i'm not. i'm going to wait until it's over. let's welcome tonight's guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: believe it or not, he's the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: and, finally, she's the first author to weigh less than her ...

[cheers and applause] >> greg: wow. yeah! yeah, all right, i love you, think. happy wednesday, everyone. so we've seen the pro hamas protesters out in the streets blocking traffic, provoking police and contributing to sky mate change with their collective body odor. but have you ever stopped to think, who the hell are these people? these are working-age people who can go out in the middle of a weekday to aggravate others who are actually working. how is this possible? we complain about them as if they have better things to do but what they don't? so let's get up close and personal on...

♪ >> greg: that is true! happy thursday, everybody. thank you. so disney has announced that the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. you heard that right. disney admits they can define a woman. but the new director's not just any woman, no, she's a pakistani canadian feminist activist. exactly the kind of person the star wars franchise needs. the kind who's idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression while combing dandruff out of her armpits. not her, somebody like that. see i saved that one. it's no secret that the star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly, i...

alcatraz, carl maldin's nose? you remember him, huh? ♪ >> greg: oh, man streets of san francisco, now they call it frisco because shoplifters stole the other letters. you may have heard nordstrom closing both downtown stores due to the shockingly amount of shoplifting. when asked about folding the white house said they thought they already blew that up. >> shut down is the pipeline of nordstrom one. >> greg: yeah, we dug up. but that can happen to anyone who among us hasn't confused a pipeline to a department store? i'm sure i've had gas in both. yeah, yeah. it's okay to laugh. but...