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I just could not figure out how to extricate myself from it. So we go to his apartment. We walk in, its covered with proclamation larry king day, keys to every city in the country. That was sexy. Jimmy you have to be careful because you could have been like his 13th wife. I know, darn. So we sat there and, what can i say, he lunged. [ laughter ] jimmy incredible. I love larry, by the way. I do love him. Jimmy of course, who wouldnt want to have sex with larry . I started laughing because the whole situation was like out of a bad lifetime movie. So i said larry, youre such an interesting, nice ...