And now, like the mcrib, im back. It is weird being back in an office after six months. Were being very careful. They divided the office into zones. We have zone a, zone b and zone c. Im not sure if im hosting a jimmy welcome back. Show or boarding a southwest this is our first show back in the studio after six months. Airlines flight. And we decided to change things everyone is Wearing Masks and those clear plastic face up. We gave the set a retro feel. Shields. Everyone looks like theyre in a we figured maybe it would feel daft punk cover band. Like any year but this one. I do want to mention, and wish a happy birthday tonight, to one of the greatest men of all. We have a small crew here in our studio. Bill murray, turns 70 today, and i need you guys to laugh, even if its not funny. Even though i know without a doubt that he is not watching. Dnchlths i said i need you i want to wish him well because guys. I love him. So happy birthday bill. Tonight, their album is called this must be
Steve from rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests natalie portman. Billy porter musical guest lous and the yakuza and the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy come on, now yeah, thats right hello. Thank you very much, everybody thank you for tuning in and watching the tonight show. Thank you, roots hey everybody, lets get to the news and jokes well, guys, the final president ial debate is just a few days away, and the organizers are trying to make sure it goes smoother than the first one. Listen to what they came up with after that first debate debacle, in an effort to limit interruptions at this thursdays match up, the commissioner of president ial debates said that it will mute the microphones of President Trump and joe biden to allow each candidate two minutes of uninterrupted time at the start of each segment jimmy yeah, good luck with that [
Im very close. And now, like the mcrib, im back. It is weird being back in an office after six months. Were being very careful. They divided the office into zones. We have zone a, zone b and zone c. Im not sure if im hosting a show or boarding a Southwest Airlines flight. Everyone is Wearing Masks and those clear plastic face shields. Everyone looks like theyre in a daft punk cover band. We have a small crew here in our studio. I need you guys to laugh, even if its not funny. Dnchlths i said i need you guys. This must be what kim jong un feels like. Is he still alive . Or did he go when we were gone . Remind me to call and check in on him. We have everything we need to do a show. Except, for my little mustachioed angel. Where is guillermo . Isnt he supposed to be here . All right, thats enough. All right. Anyway, good to see you. I miss you. I really did. How are you doing . Im doing great, jimmy. Guillermo, whos happier that youre back to work, you or your wife . My wife. All right, w
Slow the testing down, please okay. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, oklastayedhomea. Plus stephen welcomes james corden and musical guest bright eyes, with a special appearance by laura benanti. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen you want to see me do a tiktok dance, baby . You like that, baby . inaudible stephen mmm, mmm. inaudible laughter stephen i dont know if its going to happen. Okay, okay. Stephen welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Hope you had a great weekend. It was a bit of a tough one for president trump. His rally was a bust. Boltons book got the goahead, and to top it off, he got a card yesterday reminding him hes erics father. Saturday nights rally was supposed to be trumps big moment. Hes been jonesing for the frothedup crowd for three months. His campaign was advertising it as the Great American comeback festival. Thats right. This indoor rally of thousa
Slow the testing down, please okay. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, oklastayedhomea. Plus stephen welcomes james corden and musical guest bright eyes, with a special appearance by laura benanti. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen you want to see me do a tiktok dance, baby . You like that, baby . inaudible stephen mmm, mmm. inaudible laughter stephen i dont know if its going to happen. Okay, okay. Stephen welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Hope you had a great weekend. It was a bit of a tough one for president trump. His rally was a bust. Boltons book got the goahead, and to top it off, he got a card yesterday reminding him hes erics father. Saturday nights rally was supposed to be trumps big moment. Hes been jonesing for the pfrothedup crowd for three months. His campaign was advertising it as the Great American comeback festival. Thats right. This indoor rally of ths f