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oh, and before i get you anything else, where the [bleeped] is your ron paul? [laughter] and don't tell me he's no fun to play with. [laughter] of course, it's not like during those two days with rick perry. we didn't have some good times. >> perry comes from the radical country club that loves to remind white america president obama is other, not like you. >> getting america back to work is the most important issue that faces this country. being able to pay off $14.5 or $16 trillion worth of debt, that big, black cloud that hangs over america. >> that black cloud perry is talking ab...

we found a way to work around the system... thanks. here's your medicine, mr. rosell. i hope that helps. ♪ a relationship evolved... good morning, bob. (sets down cup) perry. it just goes to show you that with a little help, anything can change, even interns. dr. reid? i'm not the one that placed that central line the other day. i just took credit for it. i'm not gonna do that anymore. good. any chance you could show me how to place one of those things? let's go. (man) ♪ whoa ♪ na, na, na, na >> august 17, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is...

i had to become a priest to reconnect with you, and i had to leave the priesthood to have you. >> sweet dee: huh? >> mara: mr. reynolds, i'd like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. >> frank: done. >> sweet dee: okay, hold on one second. >> mara: bless you. >> sweet dee: hold on did you just say that you left the priesthood? >> mara: yes! yes, i had to. >> sweet dee: mattie, wow, you should not have done that. >> mara: what do you mean? >> sweet dee: you got to... you should go and undo that right now. >> mara: uh, but, but you said... >> sweet dee: yeah, i know what i said....

what? [laughter] pretty sure perry was saying the black cloud is the debt. in fact, if you keep the sound bite going... >> that big, black cloud that hangs over america, that debt. >> jon: see. "that debt." and while the next day ed schultz did apologize for not playing the whole clip, he never addressed his insinuation about what perry mend with the phrase "black cloud over america." but i guess that's the thing about black clouds. some people see a racist and some people see george washington wrestling a leprechaun. for more we're joined by "the daily show" senior race analyst wyat...

squirrel. >> so do you think this is the field, or are we waiting for paul ryan? >> are we going to see some other people like paul ryan? >> somebody who can maybe appeal to moderate voters, paul ryan. >> he's very young at 41. >> but he has ideas. >> i hope he returns. [laughter] >> jon: that was all from today. why is that? it's never enough for the media. they're like children. "mom, can i get a paul ryan?" "i just got you a rick perry, and you already broke your michele bachmann." [cheering and applause] oh, and before i get you anything else, where the [bleeped] is your ron paul...