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we didn't have some good times. >> perry comes from the radical country club that loves to remind white america president obama is other, not like you. >> getting america back to work is the most important issue that faces this country. being able to pay off $14.5 or $16 trillion worth of debt, that big, black cloud that hangs over america. >> that black cloud perry is talking about is president barack obama. [audience reacts] >> jon: wait. what? [laughter] pretty sure perry was saying the black cloud is the debt. in fact, if you keep the sound bite going... >> that big, black cloud ...

"i was laughing so hard. "this is going in the books, "as one of the funniest "things to ever happen "to a police officer, "i swear to god. "the only story better than "this one is a buddy of mine "pulled over some fat guy that gave him doughnuts." so he starts walking away. and just as i'm about to start the car-- "so does that mean i can keep my weed ?" i turn around to yell at my friend-- too late, the cop is at the window. "you want to run that by me again, son ?" "you heard what i said, fool." "oh, you think this is "a big joke, don't you ? "you think that just 'cause i "gave yo...

decided monday and tuesday belonged to texas governor rick perry, whose stunning entrance to the presidential race vaulted him to the front of the race. >> charismatic. he brings a new excitement and a lot of buzz to the g.o.p. landscape. >> jon: in fact, perry reminds me a bit of a former republican contender michele bachmann, who brought so much excitement and buzz to the g.o.p. landscape lo those many hours ago. [laughter] as of tuesday night, michele bachmann's win and rick perry's jolt of excitement belong to the ages. squirrel. >> so do you think this is the field, or are we wa...

we're very excited about that. much more dynamic in non-puppet form. our coverage of the elephant stampede to the white house continues. as you may recall, sunday belonged to the fiery congresswoman from minnesota michele bachmann, whose performance at the ames straw pole vaulted her to the front of the race. >> first of all, congratulations on your victory. >> jon: but that was sunday. [laughter] after careful reflection, it was decided monday and tuesday belonged to texas governor rick perry, whose stunning entrance to the presidential race vaulted him to the front of the race. >> ...

(crowd groaning) >> what are you doing, frank? >> come on, frank, son of a bitch! >> the wet t-shirt contest is off! >> why? >> she's only 12 years old. >> what?! (crowd expressing shock) >> twelve? >> 12, charlie. >> that actually explains a lot. wait, where are you guys going? you guys don't have to leave. >> wait a second. >> n-no, stay and drink. we didn't know she was 12. we had no idea. >> hey, w-we didn't know she was 12. >> great! great! >> goddamn it! well, there goes the pub crawl. >> aw, son of a bitch. >> well... i feel better about myself. >> why? uh, all i did was sleep...