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Prized itself on its moral identity, it has been a time of great introspection, one that i am happy to announce ends now, mother bleep laughter because you know why . The royal family was in town, and i finally understand why england clings to the antiquated, irrelevant and more primitive time. Because they are pretty, they are shiny, and they are more fun to look at than the shame that lives inside of us all laughter join he, wont you . As we embark on a wonderous journey we call. Will and cates fourth rectalfree feeding american adventure laughter just look at the excitement they over brough...

When i was younger. Its truly an invented beef. You know what i am saying. Now obviously we prepared a show tonight. Lower your expectations. But lets get right to it as you know our country has been making very positive strides on lgbt equality but dont worry kansas is trying to fix that. In kansas governor brownback has issued an executive order to remove Legal Protection for gay lesbian and transgender employees. That means state workers can now legally be fired harassed or denied a job based on Sexual Orientation and gender identity. Jon there you go in kansas it was not legal for state em...

From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight oh, man. You gotta see this movie. You got to see her performance in this movie. Jennifer aniston is going to be joining us in this film called cake. Its delicious. No shes shes unbelievable in it. But first, if youre like me no . All right . You woke up this morning with a difficulttoarticulate sense of panic, a kind of directionlessness, as though half of our wealth...

Laughter cuz it all seems very i died. laughter no very weird. An overwhelming day here as you can imagine. And people have been asking and im not exactly sure what and im in the trying to brag but some offers have been coming in. Even fastfood chain arbys got in on the fun tweeting jon, feel free to reach out to us at careers careers arbys. Comful cheers and applause jon you know what actually, you know what i guess my only question would be if i work there would i have to handle serve touch, eat or even look at what you so generously describe as food . Thats thats right, arbies this [bleep] ...

My name is jon stewart. We have a show for you tonight. The great and recent golden globewinning Julianne Moore is going to be joining us. The film it is a good film she is unbelievable. First i want to talk about the show the daily show. I want to talk about the news. laughter did i just give away the premise. I want to say despite last weeks senseless attack on the french satirical magazine charlie heb do a new edition of the magazine was released today. Take a look. Charlie head bo is back on newsstands this morning,. More than three million copies of charlyear hebdo sold out within hours. ...