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Rebecca SchoenkopfApril 10, 2021 10:23 AM Two Lambs And Supergirl Go On An Adventure To Hurt Their Enemies (Donna's got an ear for titles) Good morning, bienvenue, wallcome to your Saturday morning Wonkette's Top 10! We are up early and hurrying through Top 10 because TODAY we are driving the 50 miles to TOWN to go to a GARAGE SALE! Is it not the most exciting thing you have heard yet this morning? It is for the girls! I am in the market for colored glass jars. Did you know I used to be a nightlife columnist, with bars and concerts and rock stars and clubs and restaurants and my tits on a pla...

Look at that 37-year-old five-year-old daughter! And a video because I AM NICE. Hiiiii https://t.co/WaNTXbQXdt — Master Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King (@Master Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King)1612562897.0 Goodbye! Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033. How often would you like to donate? Just once

Donna Rose and Tallulah, CATGIRLS! And you may have another, but this one isn't catgirls, it is regular girls, in 1979 BLUE EYESHADOW, because your comrade Callyson bought me a Sephora gift card, and I spent it all on so much eyeshadow. Donna Rose and Tallulah, GORGEOUS! Good job girls, thank you! Now if you're still here, please remember: Wonkette is ad-free and investor-free, and we rely ENTIRELY on YOU to keep the news going and pay a living wage to our fulltime staff of five and our part-time staff of "some more than that." Would you like to send us a paper check in the mail, to Wonkette...