dream. that's because mcstevens had hoped to follow in the footsteps of a long line of prestigious podiums. his great grandfather served under fdr, his father under jfk, and his older brother was part of ronald reagan's most famous speech. >> mr. gorbachev, tear down this wall. >> sadly, because of the vice president, mcstevens never got his chance to shine. instead of the career that could have been, several dead end jobs followed. first he worked at the bronx zoo's woodpecker enclosure but quit because it was too painful. then later as a parking cone but quit because it was too boring. and finally as a deejay, but quit because it was too easy. he was never seen again. meanwhile, hollywood a-listers are weighing in on mcstevens' failed career. >> we get into trouble when we don't have a sense of self. you just got to be sometimes.