christian. >> all right, christmas is a special case. that is an incredibly important holiday. again, i'm sure that nothing else rises to that level of outrage. >> war on hanukkah now, too? >> this is the war on easter. >> war on -- wait for it -- full holidays. >> let's talk war on halloween. >> war on fossil fuels. >> war on the constitution. >> the war on ladies' night. >> war on fishermen. >> can you accept the war on saw? >> it's the war on chocolate milk. >> war on sugary drinks. >> war on food. >> war on spuds? >> war on conservative women. >> the media is waging a war against conservative women. >> of all the wars jon stewart considered last night, the only one for which he could find any shred of evidence is the war on women, with the final piece of horrific evidence coming from fox news itself. >> arizona's legislature would force women to prove to employers they are using birth control for medical reasons. >> in mississippi today. criminalize abortion as murder.