Satire: 'I feel your pain': B.1.617 - An interview with B.1.617, also popularly known as the Indian variant

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May 21, 2021 13:28 IST
Presenting my second interview with a celebrity virus that is currently the toast of the entire microbe community
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Presenting my second interview with a celebrity virus that is currently the toast of the entire microbe community
Most of you would remember my interview last July with SARS-CoV-2-XUV-700, the Chairvirus of the virus community’s COVID-19 task force. It was a journalistic coup because until then this virus hadn’t given an interview or addressed a press conference in 7,000 years.
Today, I am thrilled to present my second interview with a celebrity virus that is currently the toast of the entire microbe community — B.1.617, also popularly known as the ‘Indian variant’. I’m once again grateful to Potangoli Pvt Ltd for sharing with me the special bio-genetic software that enabled me to bypass the communication barrier between humans and viruses and conduct this historic interview. Edited excerpts:

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