by Rich Smith
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Apr 6, 2021 at 8:37 am
This is not the elephant seal caught swimming near West Seattle, but I love him anyway. Chase Dekker Wild-Life Images / GETTY IMAGES
Baylor won the NCAA championship, breaking Gonzaga's winning streak: The baptist bears pummeled the catholic bulldogs, crushing the latter holy quadruped's chances of securing an undefeated season and something something—I'm sorry, I haven't watched college basketball since I was actually in college, and even then I really could only get interested in the last couple minutes of any given close game. The memories I associate with college basketball include spilling hot chocolate on my wrist at Allen Fieldhouse, a lot of people telling me I looked like Kirk Hinrich, and Tim Duncan being very good. At any rate, you'll get 'em next year, you tenacious little Gonzagas!