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So gallant ly sleeping and the rockets red glare and the bombs bursting in air that our flag was still there oh say that starspangled banner yeah waving for the land of the free and the brave play ball see you next week. Looks like Michael Phelps is still smoke pot. Its like watching a jumbo jet land an aircraft. When i meant to say before the stupid time ran out its like i dont care i will get this joke out. Its like watching a jumbo jet land an aircraft. No, back it up. Its like watching a jum...

I need that kind of praise cheers and applause folks, i have to tell you, i need that kind of praise because i am furious and no amount of your applause will change my mood. So dont even try it again. cheers and applause you know what . You know what . Sorry. No, no. Actually, actually i was wrong, that worked. laughter you know what, jim . You better make me mad again. Congressional leaders have agreed to a new budget deal. The pact is supposed to eliminate the continuous cycle of standoff and ...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much come on audience chanting stephen . Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I need that kind of praise cheers and applause folks, i have to tell you, i need that kind of praise because i am furious and no amount of your applause will change my mood. So dont even try it again. cheers and applause you know what . You know w...

Jon thats our show. Join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen. Your bowel has been reconstructed. As im walking to the press room, i feel like i have to pass a little gas here. Im walking by myself who is going to know captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by stephen tonight, science finds the key to a long, healthy life. Whatever it is, i bet it tastes good fried. [ laughter ] then, controversy over the new bin laden film. They shouldnt have let him do his own si...

Jon thats our show. Join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen. Your bowel has been reconstructed. As im walking to the press room, i feel like i have to pass a little gas here. Im walking by myself who is going to know captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by stephen tonight, science finds the key to a long, healthy life. Whatever it is, i bet it tastes good fried. [ laughter ] then, controversy over the new bin laden film. They shouldnt have let him do his own si...

[cheers and applause] jorveg thats our show. Join us all next week at 11 00. Here it is your join us all next week at 11 00. Here it is your moment zen. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much come on audience chanting stephen . Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I need that kind of praise cheers and applause folks, i have to tell you, i need that kind of ...

Stephen. Stephen thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, weve got to folks, i gotta tell you, one quick thing, one quick thing. I know weve got a big show to do tonight, but one thing before we get started, there was some big news last week that slipped through my news crack, and it concerns someone ive admired for years, and yet surprisingly is not me. Im talking about david letterman, who last thursday night announced his retirement...

Stephen tonight, science finds the key to a long, healthy life. Whatever it is, i bet it tastes good fried. [ laughter ] then, controversy over the new bin laden film. They shouldnt have let him do his own singing. [ laughter ] and my guest, chris kluwe, is an nfl punter and gay rights advocate. Wow, pretty brave for an nfl player to admit hes a punter. [ laughter ] jimmy kimmel starts in his new 11 35 time slot tonight. But since hes my direct competition, i refuse to mention him. This is the c...

We get started, there was some big news last week that slipped through my news crack, and it concerns someone ive admired for years, and yet surprisingly is not me. Im talking about david letterman, who last thursday night announced his retirement. And i am going to miss this good man. Dave has been on the air my entire adult life, late night debuted my first year in college. I learned more from watching dave than i did from going to my classes. cheers and applause . Especially especially the on...

Bennett shes tracking this very unusual weather for the bay area tonight jacqueline we will see more activity over the north bay as well. It is to the activity is starting up and especially over this sierra. Only over the sierra is the mountains was elevated pat duron. Obviously the ground level is a lot higher in the sierra. Satellite radar pictures again to the east and to the north and off shore. This afternoon it has shifted and tracking to the north over the next few hours into tomorrow. We...