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Tonight on nightline, a car with a baby inside smashes into a white house barrier at full throttle. Then comes a case through the heart of d. C. And gunfire that end with deadly chaos at the capitol. But who was she, what was she doing . Well have the very latest. After doing things like this and this and a year after nearly killing himself like this a world renowned stuntman is Cheating Death once again. We are going all the way to china for his latest gravity denying mission. I came in like a ...

Good evening. Big problems tonight for muni in San Francisco. Woman in a wheelchair was hit by a trolley at market and church street. We are told she either leaned over or fell in front of the trolley. Witness say the trolley kept going dragging the woman for almost a block. Emergency crew had to use air bag and wooden block in order to raise that trolley. Thats what you see the firefighters rescue crew doing there. Sadly the woman has suffered life threatening injuries, we believe. But we are c...

We begin with the early season arctic blast thats now gripping a large part of the country right now. Thats right. A deep freeze that will reach as far south as dallas, texas, and birmingham, alabama, could see below freezing temps by tonight. Snow is on the ground from north dakota to pennsylvania. This video just in from eerie, pennsylvania. You see a good coating on the ground there already. This arctic front is bringing with it the coldest air of the fall. Roads are covered with ice and snow...

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