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Broken and crimeinfested places from which they came. Okay, this is besides the point, but, dude, youre from queens. [ laughter ] i would say you should go back and fix it, but i dont think any of the trains are running. [ laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi said today she will introduce a resolution condemning president trumps racist attacks on minority lawmakers man, nancy pelosi counterattacks from a president the way a normal person handles bad service at starbucks [ laughter ] go back to ...

Called cummings primarily black district a, quote, disgusting rat and rodentinfested mess. Adding, quote, no human being would want to live there. Now, that sounds racist [ laughter ] President Trump today continued his attacks [ laughter ] on representative Elijah Cummings and the city of baltimore. Tweeting, quote, baltimore can be brought back, maybe even to new heights of success and glory, but not with king elijah and that crew. Well, okay bane. [ laughter and applause next trumps going to ...

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People who netflix may be unable to chill over the weekend. So heres a little advice. Ive lived in some hot places. I lived in vegas. I lived in phoenix. What i do, i put my clothes in the fridge overnight, and youll thank me in the morning, just. The president put on a real scorcher of a show last night. Dont know if you saw any of it, but trump held a rally in north korea, i mean North Carolina last night. [cheers and applause] and i dont know if someone over there at the rally has a sense of ...

This crowd are a bunch of communists. Shut your mouth just say the phrase, say it coming up next, its jeopardy. No, were not going anywhere till someone says it or i will come over there and horse whip you with this tiny mic. Say it tone thats it glumplets. Announcer tonight the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, send him back. Plus stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell, topher grace and comedian Ahamed Weinberg, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan the...

Im amanda del castillo in gilroy, close to 1,000 people came together to mourn lives taken and those impacted in the gilroy garlic festival shooting. Im kate larsen in gilroy, both grazed by bullets. This town hall calling for end to the violence. Abc7 news starts now. I just remember running, clutching her as tightly to me as i could, thinking just god help her see her first birthday. New at 11 00, mother talks with abc7 news about how she ran from the bullets yesterday at gilroy garlic festiva...

Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight d. J. T. Day plus, stephen welcomes mindy kaling. And seth green. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen oh hey good to see ya whats going on . cheers and applause happy thursday, everybody audience stephen, Stephen Stephen whoo got to get these people on the straight and narrow here, back on the path. cheers an...

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Be free slurpy day if you drink them fast enough. People love this holiday. Theyve been doing this for 17 years now. And its much more popular than 7elevens other big promotional holiday, free wrinkled tiny hot dog thats been sitting out since the bush administration. I believe thats october 8. Todays the day you spend hours waiting in line for a slurpy for free, or you can pay a dollar any other day and get one in like two seconds, nothing against slurpies. As a general rule, i dont drink anyth...

The future, and i guess outer space. [ laughter ] the New York Post published a series of drinking games that viewers could play during the democratic debate, like drink every time you see someone who should drop out. [ laughter ] tonight was a night to imagine what the future could be we could have our first woman of color as president , our first openly gay president , or our First Business casual president. [ laughter ] during tonights debate, each candidate was asked which country they would...