And i was never a fan of brad pitt. He was a young, handsome, beautiful guy. Now i hes a little older but still handsome. I love our military. G. I. Joe is a loser. Your future is what im focused on each and every day. I just saw the picture of chris evans junk. Uh. Everyone loves it. Its fantastic. Uh. And it really looks like a massive i gotta go. phone clicks chewing oreos nnou sho with stephenolbert. Tonight, liar, liar earth on fire. Plus stephen welcomes bob woodward and musical guest luke combs, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen nice. Hey, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Chris, mark, good to see you again. Good to see you out there, though of course i cant see you. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were back after two weeks off the air. Thats a long time. I got really good at not doing my job. You should see me not do it. Its pretty unimpressive. A lot happened in those two weeks, but perhaps the most ear
Science tells us that zombies will only eat human brains. Well, i dont think science knows, actually. Brains brains no brains here. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight insane in the campaign. Plus, stephen welcomes Janelle Monae and Jacob Soboroff featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. You have something you need to tell me. Tell me later. Good to see you. Hey, everybody, welcome to a late show. Im jur host, Stephen Colbert. And you are . Evyys here. Right over there. There are only 49 days left until the election. Time really flies when youre too scared to fly. With the days counting down, theres been a huge role reversal. For the last year, donald trump has been amassing the Largest Campaign war chest in u. S. History. With the r. N. C. , hes raised a combined 1. 1 billion yes, billion with a capital illion. But, reportedly, team trum
I said let me take it. Stephen so we have the greatest doctors in the world, but you diagnosed and then healed yourself . I did. Stephen but whose fault was it that you got sick . It was chinas fault. Stephen and whose fault was it that you didnt wear a mask . You know, chinas fault. Stephen and whose fault that you spread a disease to a lot of people in your administration . Chinas fault. Stephen okay, final question what do you say to the millions of americans who have been made ill and put out of work by this disease because of your mismanagement of the crisis . You know, good luck. Its a late show live with Stephen Colbert. Tonight kamala drops the mic. Plus, stephen welcomes live mayor Pete Buttigeig and musical guests future islands featuring live jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome, welcome, welcome. That proves its a live show. We would have fixed that if this wasnt live. We
Bill cosby is a really decent person. I really believe that Harvey Weinstein is as good a man as god ever created. Ive spent much of my adult life as part of a team committed to kill somebodys cat. John mccain, and people like him, are not american heroes. The bottom line is Lindsey Graham is the most despicable thing i have seen in my time in politics. And i intend to vote for joe biden. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, moment of ruth. Plus stephen welcomes Lieutenant General h. R. Mcmaster and laurence fishburne, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen thats right thats right h. R. Mcmaster and laurence fishburne, one of those guys was in the matrix. First thing im asking hmm r. Mcmaster, which one was it. Welcome to a late show, im your host, Stephen Colbert. You be me. Thats my wife. You know, life can be hard, but i like to think i can take a lot of
Well investigate, track it down and determine the best way to remove it. Whether its baiting, glue board, or humane catch and release, well send that unwanted pest packing. So, call second terminix today. When you got a pres who wont concede, second terminix is what you need but first you gotta vote announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, the art of the steal. Plus stephen welcomes congresswoman katie porter, and tony romo, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show, im Stephen Colbert. You know youre going through a bit of a dark patch in your nations history when the president not endorsing the peaceful transition of power is the feelgood story of the day. Because, last night, all across the country, thousands of americans took to the streets to protest yesterdays decision out of louisville that in the end, no officers would be charged for t