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Happening. Plus, stephen welcomes former National Security advisor john bolton. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen got your props ready . All the props for our prop comedy show were going to do . Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were a little over four months from the president ial election, and things are not looking great for donald trump. Hes trailing biden by double digits in polls by cnn and cnbc. Hes even down by 12 points in a fox news poll. Ooh, you know it hurts more when you get the news from someone you love. The only way it could have been worse is if he found out from the bottom of a chicken bucket. Trump is so far behind, that according to the hill, there is no plausible scenario where trump would lose the National Popular vote by the kind of margin currently projected, yet why would you say that, you idiots i gotta knock on wood. Its aged in oak. Trumps still stinging from th
Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight keep kamala and carry on. And our uninformed correspondent goes for for her covid checkup. Plus, stephen welcomes. Laura linney featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Its once again primary night in america. Tonight, the final and decisive primary in connecticut. This one is for all the marbles, and the crown. The crown made of brass rings. So lets get straight to the action in our continuing walltowall coverage the late show presents the 2020 Party Primaries the local access street to the onramp to the road to the white house. Connecticut, the nutmeg state, grate some democracy on your electoral nog 2020. explosion stephen good evening. I will be with you all night until im not from the late show world headquarters, in midtown manhattan, watching the results from our neighbor to the east, connecticut. Co
From the makers of a Beautiful Mind comes i have a good brain. A good brain. Youre a genius he thought things no one else thought. Im an extremely stable genius. Donald trumps very, very large brain. I know words. I have the best words. Person, woman, man, camera, tv. This november, this guy is up for reelection for president. I have, like, a good memory because im cognitively there. A good brain coming to a person, woman, man, camera, tv near you. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes ava duvernay, kristen bell and musical guest ben folds, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen lets get started. Sorry im late. Are you ready to go . Are you ready to go, peter magee . Yes. Stephen my 91yearold fatherinlaw wants to know why im inappropriately dressed. Im appropriately dressed because they can only see me from the waste up. They dont know im in sandals and shorts. There you go. Welcom
Geai and musical gut aturing john bte and homin. And now, live from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its midjuly, and despite our best quarantine efforts, yesterday america set a new record for daily coronavirus cases. Way more than when we started quarantining back in march. Its almost as if that celebrity imagine video didnt help. Should we try another one . Maybe sugar pie, honey bunch. Sugar pie, honey bunch in florida alone, new cases over the past week outstripped the total count in most european nations. That is a shocking vacuum of leadership in a state that, i will remind you, has an entire hall of president s. Cant we just plug an extension cord into one of those old guys and put him in charge . I cannot tell a lie. This country has really screwed the pooch. Stephen thank you, general. All the people in charge who told us the pandemic wasnt a big deal are looking big dumb right now, like oklahoma governor and