These troubled dogs before this happens im donald trump, and i am going to hump your leg. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, masking for a friend. Plus stephen welcomes w. Kamau bell, and the chicks, featuring jon batiste and sta stay homin and now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen did he do that . Did the dog eat your shoes . Yeah, you knew that. Stephen i thought it was a different pairt that he ate. Well, those look id chew those. laughter welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. If you havent checked the sports pages today, coronavirus is still winning. The United States reported a single highest single day of cases today just behind the record set the day before. I looked it up in the i need a guinness book of world records. In all these cases, governors and mayors are scrambling new mask orders. That seems a little late. Its like deciding not to send a mothers day card, then going, what the hell, happy fourth of july
Ever know. With your hands up huh i guess now we know. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonights dream on, plus stephen welcomes Sherrilyn Ifill and mike birbiglia, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen im not a rocket. Im not going to blast off. Welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. You know, its been a rough few years these last two weeks, but today we actually got some good news. Because this morning, the Supreme Court ruled against trumps attempt to end d. A. C. A. , a win for undocumented dreamers brought to the u. S. As children. Well, of course, trump doesnt care about immigrants brought to the u. S. As children. He barcas abt immigrants he brought to the u. S. As wives. Now, this ruling is a huge relief to the 800,000 immigrants enrolled in d. A. C. A. 800,000 thats more than the entire population of vermont. Which is why ben and jerrys has introduced their new flavor cookies a
About it. Youll not only get whats written in the book but also exclusive outtakes. So visit audible and download john boltons book as sung by michael bolton. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight justice is flynnished. Plus, stephen welcomes jon stewart featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen lets do it. Okay, lets do it. Thank you, thank you for your burst of energy. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Hey, you guys remember Michael Flynn . Its been a long, strange saga, so let me catch you up. Jim . Previously on Michael Flynn Michael Flynn resigning after the sortest tenure ever in that post retired general Michael Flynn pleaded guilty today to lying to the f. B. I. Flynns attorneys tonight filing a motion to withdraw his guilty plea the other side of the Michael Flynn story today are the actions from judge Emmet Sullivan who is attempting to proceed with possible prosecution.
School funding which is really barbaric she cares about the children even less on the Tragic School bus. Gelgt back with their peers. Back on the Tragic School bus. Children get the virus on the Tragic School bus. And we want to make sure that promise is followed through on shes forcing children to go back on the Tragic School bus announcer its a late show with stephen corbeer. Stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell and musical guest idk featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready . I truly dont know what to do about this hair. What do you want me to do. Why dont i cut it for you. Stephen cut away. You dont want to. Youre afraid. Youre afraid. I have to do something about the hair because, i have to use so much product to keep this from happening up here. Just be shaggy. Just be yourself. Stephen shaggy . Its got a very don, jr. Look. The deep tan doesnt help either. Go au naturale. Stephen tomorrow, no hair spray, no pant
Children get the virus. And we want to make sure that promise is followed through on. Ri . Announcer its a late show plus, stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell. And musical guest i. D. K. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready . Thanks. I truly dont know what to do about this hair. It is so what do you want me to do . Why dont i cut it for you . Stephen you cut away you dont want to. Youre afraid. Youre afraid, youre afraid. Im afraid. Stephen i have to do something about the hair because, i have to use so much product to keep this from happening up here. Just be shaggy. Just be yourself. Stephen just be shaggy . Because right now its got a very don jr. Look. Im not liking it. The deep tan doesnt help either. Go natural. Stephen au naturale . Okay. Tomorrow, no hair spray, no pants. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were back after a twoweek break. Hey, you know what i wish would also come back