Get a keeper of the peedm itn bf fries and a 32ounce of tear gas for just 5. 99, or just beat me up and take it youre above the law. Its fascist franks, south of the loop, where our beef is the mussoleanest in town. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, for whom the cold spell. Plus stephen welcomes Greta Thunberg, with a special appearance by keeganmichael key, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen what have you got going . What are you doing after this . A party. Stephen you know were not supposed to date the staff but i was just wondering what youre doing later . Ive got plans. Stephen mmm. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Id like to start the show with a little bit of good news. The first voting in the president ial election starts in six weeks. Are you registered to vote . Go register to vote. Right now. This is a good year to vote. And a lot of people are looking forwar
This is you know, this is now, just to be safe, im going you know, this is, like oh to take the temperature againt . This is what i do. I read all day long. beeping stephen what have you got . Well, have you ever read this announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert one, the death of truth byiko . Tonight, confederasee you later stephen nope, i have not. Plus, stephen welcomes thats a good one. Wesley lowery and judd apatow. Stephen yep. About how the government has changed the meaning of truth featuring jon batiste sta where theres no truth. Homin. Stephen wow, look at that. If youre into that kind of and now, live on tape from a thing. I know you dont really like talking politics. Safe distance, its stephen then colbert stephen merv. Then you switch gears into merv. Stephen okay. Stephen was mervour man . I was more of a mike d guy. Do you know that when i was a sorry. Kid, i used to write letters to stephen why seven . People and ask them for their because you have to work for me
Heres how it would look if they were dining together. Not a pretty picture. The bat or shrimp primavera. And if dr. Fauci has so much integrity, then why is he working with these unscrupulous characters . Anthony fauci if it were up to him, we would all be alive. Im donald trump and i wish you were dead. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, surgin u. S. A. Plus, stephen welcomes tom hanks. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen what do you think about the hair today . You like it . Its a little fluffy. Grey. Stephen its a little grey. But it was grey before. Now its grey and fluffy. Its got vitality. Im going for a sort of Bernard Henri levy modern french philosopher look. Good. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its day 123 since i left my theater, but whos counting . I am. By carving notches into my shin just to feel the passage of time. And its beginning to seem like our fo
Is he besties with the chinese bat that started it all . Heres how they looked when they were dining together. Not a pretty picture. The bat or shrimp primavera. And if dr. Fauci has so much integrity, then why is he working with these unscrupulous characters . Anthony fauci if it were up to him, we would all be alive. Im donald trump and i wish you were dead. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, surgeon u. S. A. Plus stephen welcomes tom hanks, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen what do you think about the hair today . You like it . Its a little fluffy. Grey. Stephen its a little grey. But it was grey before. Now its grey and fluffy. Its got vitality. Im going for a modern french philosopher look. Good. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its day 123 since i left my theater, but whos counting . I am. By carving notches into my shin just to feel the passage of time. And its
Plus, many more so, what are you waiting for . Order surfin m. I. A. Today, and enjoy summer the way it was meant to be spent alone and in the dark. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight depress briefing. Plus, stephen welcomes Jake Gyllenhaal. And musical guest m. Ward. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen if its true, that will be great. Oh, hi. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. My wife and i were just talking about when when we get to find out whats actually happening, so we can all go back to living our lives. Because, like all of you, im sure, im just looking forward to the glorious day when this crisis is over, and i can rip off my mask and go into a crowded room full of elderly people and lick them all. And what gets me is, President Trump should have seen this covid crisis coming. Were now learning that as far back as january, the president s intelligence briefing boo