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And i love it will go away like things go away. Announcer its a late show, live with Stephen Colbert. Tonight trumpsters. Steve welcomes governor Chris Christie and musical guest gregory porter, featuring live jon batiste and stay homin, and now live from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome one and all. Monsieur and madame, mr. And mrs. America, all the ships at sea to a late show. Im still your host Stephen Colbert, and im coming to you live after the final night to have the Republican National convention. And i dont know whats going on, but ive got chills, ive got nausea. Its either the onset of covid or seeing 1,500 people with no social distancing, no masks or testing packed on to the south lawn of the white house. I knew republicans like voter suppression, didnt know they kicked it up to voter extinction. That was a bigger crowd than he got for the inauguration, on the plus side. Lets get to the predictable conclusion of fr
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It will go away like things go away announcer its a late show, live with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trumpsters. Steve welcomes governor Chris Christie and musical guest gregory porter, featuring live jon batiste and stay homin, and now live from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome one and all. Monsieur and madame, mr. And mrs. America, and all the ships at sea to a late show. Im still your host Stephen Colbert, and im coming to you live after the final night of the Republican National convention. And i dont know whats going on, but ive got chills, ive got nausea. Its either the onset of covid or seeing 1,500 people with no social distancing, no masks or testing packed on to the south lawn of the white house. I knew republicans like voter suppression, i didnt know they kicked it up to voter extinction. Now, on the plus side, that was a bigger crowd than he got for the inauguration. Lets get to the predictable conclusion of dramati
Maybe it would. Maybe it wont. What the hell do you got to lose . Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight home sweet show plus, stephen welcomes conan obrien. And musical guest michael stipe. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen oh, hey i was just pretending i could be at home without a camera. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Happy to be here. Happy. Tuesday, i think . It is tuesday. Good. Thank you, thank you, sir. I dont always know. Im so grateful that im still able to do a show for you guys and for all of you out there who are watching, one assumes. Its possible my producers are lying to me that were broadcasting at all. Sure, stephen, weve put a van on n. It talks to space. Now take a shower and shout into your phone. Whatever. Im grateful for something to do. Now, there is one aspect of the show that i have really been missing and that is my conversations with our friend