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A freshly frothed zabaione and an obscenely generous pile of black truffle shavings. >> eric: i actually like a lot of zabaione. >> anthony: egg on egg, man. nothing beats it. its ridiculous. i dont know why people mistake me for you. because they see us on tv together. we both have the white hair. and people can say, "oh, i love your restaurant. its so good, le bernardin. le bernardin, i love your restaurant. its great.

Animals? >> eric: no. >> anthony: really, never? >> eric: no. >> anthony: so if i made a grass smoothie and poured it on your crotch. i think that would be pretty funny. if no one was watching. >> eric: yeah, no one is watching. this scene is gone. this scene doesnt exist. >> anthony: dont do that while im milking you, man. >> eric: shes like -- >> anthony: the milking thing, i have some concerns. im afraid. >> eric: are you? >> anthony: im a little afraid. i think they sense my jersey roots as ...

Tomme de chevre, tomme de savoie au piment, fromage de chevre frais, et cremeux des reines. thats from, like, a cow. >> anthony: everybody has blood on their hands, eric. everybody. >> eric: i do too. >> anthony: right, we all do. >> eric: i do too. >> anthony: the clothes we wear, and the air we breathe. everything we do is built on the backs of suffering people and dying animals. >> eric: i agree. >> anthony: we wallow in blood. ♪ ♪ >> anthony: ski log, day two. yesterday chef ripert showe...

Pretty well, dont you think? >> eric: yeah. >> anthony: i mean, not bad for a little microwave in my room. because i know youre a man for expensive taste, i foraged for truffles this morning. i rented a truffle seeking pig and he managed to dig this guy up. perhaps you want to do the honors. >> eric: yeah. >> anthony: wow, look at that knife work. you should be a chef. a nice cheese selection from this very farm. a process that we will be helping along today. >> eric: im excited about this. this...

>> anthony: so eric comes back after hes recovered from his injuries, and he decides to go mountain climbing. and he gets drunk again. >> eric: something happens to me, youre going to remember, i tell you. >> anthony: and he climbs the mountain, and he gets buried in the avalanche, and hes buried in the snow. what happens then? what, do you just say, "see you in the summer"? >> laurent: well, first you have to find the location, the whole location. and then we have a transceiver locator like thi...

>> anthony: holy christ. >> eric: what? its flat. we havent started yet. >> anthony: why do people do this? >> eric: you do that to stay in shape, to enjoy nature. >> anthony: this is not a sport. >> eric: thats a sport, man. >> anthony: this is a death sentence. >> eric: we came from new york. look at the difference. its so peaceful. >> anthony: you can go do this

Oh, its a video. hold on. >> anthony: look at him. >> eric: yeah, yeah, you should do something like that. >> anthony: oh, no, i dont like this. >> eric: wow, i love it. >> anthony: oh, geez, no ones every gone through? im telling you, id feel a lot more comfortable if you hadnt made two portions of eggs. >> eric: this is amazing. >> anthony: and when you kill people in the film, you always some little catchphrase to do with food. like, bang, "check please," or, "howd you like your desert?" youv...

♪ >> anthony: these mountains are majestic and beautiful. you can walk them, take pictures of them. you can ski down them. they can also kill you. so when shit gets bad and you find yourself a tangle of busted bones and torn flesh having slid off a lonely high altitude piste, its people like laurent langoisseur of la compagnie du mont-blanc who come and save you. sonia poppoff works for peloton de gendarmerie de haute montagne.

>> jean: so you like pasta? >> anthony: oh, i love it. >> eric: he has been whining for a week. >> anthony: a creamy polenta with braised beef. ahh, now thats exciting. >> jean: one of the best you can find in aosta valley. >> eric: which meat is this one? >> jean: beef, its beef. >> anthony: you remember our friend, the cow? >> eric: yes, yesterday. she was cute. did you see the connection between her and i yesterday? >> anthony: yeah, she had her nose right in your crotch. so what is this game...

Table alone. >> anthony: we are, because theres a bunch of drunk, horny mountaineers coming in later. >> eric: are we going to party with them happily? >> anthony: no, because i believe there might be yodeling involved. ♪ ♪ oh, my god. >> eric: im not worried about it. ill be fine. >> anthony: whoa, whoa, whoa, watch this. okay, there goes the egg. >> anthony: oh, now were getting serious. >> eric: sugar? >> marie: this is kirsch from haute-savoie. >> anthony: oh, man, thats good. >> marie: ...