Dear reader, kindly apply King James Version of Holy Bible in a careful search out of this article. In 2019, a series of my Scriptural Paraphrases and Illustrations in Ehugbo Dialect (SPIED), was published on this tabloid. No sooner was I done publishing than the Corona Virus (COVID-19) detected in 2019, broke out. Unlike Ebola Haemorragic Fever which has remained contained in tropical Africa, COVID-19 was soon to take on a global dimension and was declared ‘Pandemic’. The disease not only led to government shut down, it shut down Churches. Both the Presbytery and the Holy Roman Catholic Church of God as well as the Market (Synagogue of Satan) were shut down Mk11:15, Rev2:9. The air-borne disease, which we are told is a variant of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS), continues to confound the logic of science and reason of philosophy such that we inevitably have to concede to the cosmic realm. The truth is that COVID-19 is a Pandemic Virus, parody of which is ‘Pan Demonic Via Us’, via us because, we are the vectors of the contagion and the root cause, for plagues as evident from Exo 9:27 Eph6:12 are brought about by the sin of Kings, rulers of darkness of this world and spiritual wickedness of people obtaining in the heavenlies with Satellite tree, Satan-light tree which as implicit in Gen3:6-7 represent the tree of knowledge of good and evil.