Kim Thomas With all the talk about UFOs this summer, y'all might be eyeing my family's spread in Eubank with suspicion. Don't worry, though. These crop circles weren't dropped by dizzy aliens. They were dropped by me. Look out, world. I just learned to drive the zero turn. My neighbors aren't the only ones giving me the side eye. My chickens don't care for the green machine either. I only sideswiped the coop that one time, but they act like I've got it in for them. Drama queens. I wouldn't harm the tiniest feather on their fluffy butts. I guess I'm a chicken lady now. A grass-slaying, chicken-raising kind of girl whose goals include adding goats and popping bean beetles like bubble wrap.