actor in television, you shouldn't have much to complain about, shouldn't you? well, i'm talking to you about charlie sheen. taping was supposed to resume next week on "two and a half men" after an unplanned break while sheen got treatment for a so-called hernia and underwent some sort of rehab. but then he decided to call into a radio show and unload on his show's creator and executive producer chuck lorere. some call it a rant. we call it a sound effect. >> i embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. i've spent i think close to the last decade i don't know effortlessly and magically converted your tin can into pure gold. >> turns out sheen's not a fan of aae either. >> there's a bootleg cult