feel like 50? how can i share new plans virtually? how can i download an e-file? virtual tours? zip-file? really big files? in seconds, not minutes... just like that. like everything... the answer is simple. i'll do what i've always done... dream more, dream faster, and above all... now, i'll dream gig. now more businesses, in more places, can afford to dream gig. comcast, building america's largest gig-speed network. you know, back in his comedy central days when colbert used to be in character and say truthiness, i used to laugh at the ridiculousness of that idea. and now we are living that exact carnival of the absurd. so what do you say? let's hash out the two sides. let's get to the great debate. we've got bakari sellers and ken cuccinelli. let's start with this proposition from the president. here is why i won't testify. perjury trap. even if i'm telling the truth, that makes me a liar.