>> bill, what is there is something evil in the asteroid? >> that sounds more plausible than this. this sounds like an instruction coyote gave acme to get the road runner. nothing about this sounds real. this sounds completely made up. >> you know what will happen? this is the in thing for celebrities. you remember when paris hilton had a dog and a purse? now it is i have an asteroid. oh nasa, i bought an asteroid for $500,000 and you can just point up to it. >> you can already do that. you can name stars after people. >> we know that is not real. >> but it is real to have the asteroid in orbit? >> you know what is not real? you. >> bill, touch him. he is not real. >> the scenario you are laying out is silly. >> he is not real. >> how many people have the same star, by the way, because there are never two people that know they have the