would make me very upset. we're hearing j. lo is very upset. >> ben didn't know. you know what i mean? >> does guadalupe know ben's married and has two kids? let's talk about britney. we haven't talked about britney in quite a long time. apparently there's a stinky problem going on with britney spears. earlier today, one of britney's formerly employed bodyguards has released a statement saying basically she was completely lewd and unhygienic in front of him, very disturbing for this person. specifically, he's alleging she blatantly picked her nose, refused to shower sometimes for three to four days at a time, did not brush her teeth, also had a big flatulence problem. >> you're so polite, so polite. poor britney, man, leave britney alone, everybody gets a little gassy. >> remember when she went to the gas station with no shoes on in the bathroom? >> that was a low point. that was a low point. all right. real quick here. will and kate doing their whirlwind north american tour. apparently they flew home on british airways, public flight, and they got reimbursed 300 bucks because their