Going for gold THE Tokyo Olympics have arrived, at long last. The fun and games were meant to commence last year, of course. Though the world was preoccupied with certain other pressing matters, so didn’t have time for elite level beanbag races plus highly competitive games of tig and hide-and-seek. (Which is what we assume takes place at the Olympics, having never scrutinised the myriad of events in any great detail.) We truly hope that the spiffing sporting extravaganza proves to be a triumphant celebration of the human will to never give in… to win… to grab glory… and gold! Though if that doesn’t work out we recommend stomping off home in a huff, like an outraged girl or boy who fails to bag a rosette at the school sports day.