Article content Thereâs no fool like an old fool, so here I am writing an April Foolâs Day column. Or perhaps Iâll move the apostrophe and call it an April Foolsâ Day column, since there are way more fools out there than is good for the mental health of planet Earth. We apologize, but this video has failed to load. Try refreshing your browser. Or maybe itâs an April Fish Day column. A little online research tells me thatâs what some parts of the world call the day. Of course, it could be that the April Fish story is just an elaborate April Foolâs (or Foolsâ) joke played by a vast conspiracy of normally reliable internet sources.