no, i'm just kidding. >> with ten felony convictions and a criminal record spanning 30 years, maxwell has seen the insides of cells. but in this one, the priority occupant did what he wanted to make it feel like home. >> it's not a big screen. but it's not too bad. we have a stereo underneath, pretty good speakers. this is one almost any cel is going to look like when you get thrown into it. it's going to look like this, smell like this, it's going to be hot like this, closed in and boxed in like this. and you're going to see stuff on the walls like this, some guy is marking down each and every day he has left. from 1350 to 1325. and then pulled chains and went to the penitentiary. and how many people have been here just bored to tears. how many people have been here not knowing what's coming next. not knowing where their life is going. here's days in the county jail, days? seg. days upon days in the crappy jail. past this, there's no end, just a gray, concrete prison. we don't mark the days on the