The Dance If Tomorrow Never Comes Everyone Asks Where The Honky Tonk Is But No One Asks How The Honky Tonk Is Feeling Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old) All My Cattle Are Having A Barndance (They've Never Done This Before And I Am Terrified) How did he ruin a black-tie affair? Shutterstock Brought beer in the boot. Showed up in boots. God protect the troops. Okay, it's time for a question about the Croke Park fiasco. How many nights was he due to play in 2014? PA Images Five. How could anyone forget? Five. All sold out. Everyone and their horse had a ticket... but why were the gigs cancelled?