Good day and welcome to the Sprout, where your host must insist to the editors of the New York Times that their ratio of cream to chocolatey-coconut goodness in their so-called attempt at a Nanaimo bar … well … is just wrong. Also, now she’s craving Nanaimo bars. For the foodies, it’s National Cheese/Cheez Doodle Day (we have no idea what this is) and National Absinthe Day. Saturday is National Oreo Day, National Frozen Food Day, and National White Chocolate Cheese Cake Day, while Sunday is National Cereal Day and National Crown Roast of Pork Day. Here’s today’s agriculture news.