fate lies right here. >> def-con one, two, three. >> it's a slow roll, too. first you think it's going to be okay. then it's not. there's nothing to do but wait it out. i believe they use these same peppers in pepper spray. >> or repelling grizzly bears. if that tells you anything. >> yeah. >> a shot glass of that will put you in the hospital. >> no kidding. everybody in the restaurant seems so calm. maybe they're not eating this. >> they're all just trying to muffle their screams. . they don't know it yet, but they're gonna fall in love, get married, have a couple of kids, [ children laughing ] move to the country, and live a long, happy life together where they almost never fight about money. [ dog barks ] because right after they get married, they'll find some financial folks who will talk to them about preparing early for retirement and be able to focus on other things, like each other, which isn't rocket science.